MPAA Lobbying for Home Theater Regulations

I for one welcome our new electronic overlords. I am here to serve the all mighty MPAA. My fee is in the mail and I included an extra 20 for lawyers to sue the people who do not worship our true masters. I have taken several corrective actions to come in line with what is expected of us. Here are a few items you too can do to show your acceptance of the NEW digital religions.

1. Cancel HD subscriptions. Do we really need all of those pixels?

2. Sacrifice your PVR.

3. Cancel your internet connection

4. Only buy DVDs that are not on sale

5. Go to your nearest Best Buy and smash all blank DVDs and CDs while chanting.

6. Sent letters to congress to outlaw DivX

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"Just because you buy a DVD to watch at home doesn't give you the right to invite friends over to watch it too. That's a violation of copyright and denies us the revenue that would be generated from DVD sales to your friends," said Glickman. "Ideally we expect each viewer to have their own copy of the DVD, but we realize that isn't always feasible. The registration fee is a fair compromise