This is way off topic, and completely random, but also so incredibly brilliant I had to share it. Make sure to click through on the date to read the whole stream. I couldn’t figure out how to embed the whole thing.
Her name was Kanga and she was trouble. She came into my office as I was about to dip into a honeypot. I liked honey the way priests love God.
“You are Pooh? The detective?” she said.
“I live under the name of Sanders. What’s it to you?”
“My boy,” she said. “Roo. He’s missing.”
— Lavie Tidhar (@lavietidhar) March 6, 2018