Shootout: Five Mid-Price Subwoofers

Honestly, the only thing we care about is bass. And we really care about bass. We love bass. We can’t get enough bass. Moreover, we need bass. If your heart stops from eating too many cheeseburgers, you’d need that sub for life-saving chest massage. Let’s see a tweeter do that. Whether it is music or movies, we want the room to shake. We want our pants legs to flap. We want our next door neighbor’s ceiling to start oscillating at 12 Hz and then collapse. Law suits. Bring ‘em on. We want a guy three miles away to suddenly pause, look at the sky, and say to himself, "Funny, it doesn’t look like rain."